The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
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🎧 143: In the morning, . . .

Little Follies, β€œThe Girl with the White Fur Muff,” Chapter 18, read by the author
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IN THE MORNING, Veronica called. β€œPeter,” she said, giggling, β€œI think you have something of mine.”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œYes,” I said. β€œI do. They’re in my sock drawer. Do you have mine?”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œYes,” she said. β€œI’m wearing them.”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œWhat!” I exclaimed. In a hoarse and trembling whisper, I went on: β€œVeronica, are you crazy? What if somebody sees them?”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œWho’s going to see them?” she asked. Then there passed a period of silence. It was a significant pause, and its significance was not lost on me. Veronica said, very softly, β€œβ€”unless I show them to somebody.”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œLook,” I said, quickly, β€œwe can switch them in school on Monday.”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œYou know, Peter,” said Veronica, β€œI really want to play Cordelia.”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œYou do?” I asked.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œOh, yes,” she said. β€œI really do.”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œWell—”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œI wonder what your mother would do if she knew that I was wearing your underwear?” Veronica whispered.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œMe too,” I said.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œI’ll see you in school, Peter,” said Veronica. In her huskiest voice, she added, β€œI can’t wait to find out who gets to play Cordelia.”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œMe too,” I said.

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