The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
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Little Follies, β€œThe Girl with the White Fur Muff,” Chapter 25, read by the author
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AS SOON AS I had made my decision, everything else looked easy. I read through Mrs. Graham’s notes again and assigned all the other parts. I sat back and took a deep breath. For the first time since I had entered the fourth grade I felt just fine. I needed someone to share this feeling with, and I had someone: Clarissa.
Β Β Β Β Β I telephoned her and told her that I had assigned all the parts and that I would like to come over and tell her about them. She sounded excited and pleased, and my heart ached with gratitude toward her for being so good a friend. Though the skies were gray, and a storm really seemed to be about to break, I whistled a happy tune on the way to her house, and the closer I got the happier I felt. I decided to tell her everything. β€œHow lucky I am,” I thought, β€œto have Clarissa to confide in.”
Β Β Β Β Β Clarissa was smiling and blushing when I arrived. We sat at the kitchen table, and I felt relaxed and voluble. I told Clarissa about Spike’s threat, and she seemed quite worried for me. She reached across the table and put her hands on mine. I told her about what had happened in Veronica’s closet, and she blushed, just as I had known she would. I told her about Veronica’s threat, and in her eyes I could see shock and, to myshock, a cold fury.
Β Β Β Β Β Then I told her that I had decided to give the part to Veronica.
Β Β Β Β Β Clarissa rose from the table slowly, with her hands still resting on it. Her cheeks grew livid.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œWhat’s wrong, Clarissa?” I asked. β€œDo you think I should have given the part to Spike?”
Β Β Β Β Β She stood and stamped her foot. β€œYou fool!” she screamed.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œClarissa—”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œYou lunatic!” She began stamping her foot repeatedly. She seemed to be losing her mind.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œPlease, Clarissa—”
Β Β Β Β Β She began inhaling and exhaling rapidly, her breath howling like the wind in a nasty storm. β€œYou treacherous villain!”
Β Β Β Β Β β€œCalm down,” I commanded. I walked toward her with my arms extended, meaning to hold her and pat her on the back.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œYou milk-livered coward!” she cried.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œClarissa!” I expostulated. I was astounded to hear this kind of thing from her. I put my hands on her shoulders.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œYouβ€”youβ€”you—” she stammered in her fury, stamping her foot as she spoke.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œBut—” I began.
Β Β Β Β Β β€œYou!” she shrieked, and when she brought her foot down on mine, her eyes fulgurated.

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