The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
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Herb ā€™nā€™ Lorna, Chapter 5 concludes, read by the author
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THE NEXT MORNING, Herb left Ben at a table in the Chacallit House dining room, bent over eggs and sausage and kartoffelpuffers, the potato pancakes that would forever be Benā€™s second-fondest memory of Chacallit. His fondest would be the deal he had made with Luther Huber for dozens of pieces of coarse goods, a deal of that satisfying kind in which each party feels that heā€™s getting the better of the other. Ben was pleased because heā€™d been able to get a price spectacularly lower than what heā€™d been paying to the Clapp people. Luther was pleased because Ben had paid a good bit more than Clapp paid. Both men looked forward to doing more business together in the future.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā While Ben ate, Herb drove up the steep and winding road to the Hubersā€™. Lorna heard a car stop in front of the house, but she was rushing to leave for work and didnā€™t give it much thought. Herb bounded from the car, strode up the walk, mounted the steps, and stopped in front of the door, uncertain whether to turn the knurled knob to ring the bell or not. He had no idea what heā€™d say when the door opened. Ever since he had decided, in the moonlight, to return to the Hubersā€™, heā€™d assumed that inspiration would come to him at the last moment, that as soon as he had to speak, he would know what to say. Heā€™d slept well, eaten heartily, and driven the winding road with a song in his heart, all because he expected inspiration to come to him. Now he found himself at the door, still uninspired; he felt a damp chill in his chest and a dryness in his mouth.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā For Lornaā€™s part, once she had decided, in the moonlight, that Herb would never return, the things that she would say to him if only he would return had come to her easily. In the morning, she stayed in bed longer than she should have, and then she had to rush to leave for the mill in time. She bounded down the stairs, dashed into the kitchen, drank the milk her mother had poured for her, and started for the door, licking her upper lip.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Well, here it comes at last, the moment that would have occurred the night before, had everything gone as these things ought to go. Lorna opened the door and found Herb, staring into her face. Her beauty flared and transfixed Herb with his hand to his hat, his mouth hanging open.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œGood morning, Herb Piper,ā€ she said without a momentā€™s hesitation. ā€œDid you find anybody to deliver those books for you while youā€™re in France?ā€ She had said exactly the right thing, and she knew it. She beamed.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Herb was astonished, ecstatic, euphoric, drunk on love, and he was, all at once, inspired. He beamed right back. ā€œNo,ā€ he said. ā€œI didnā€™t. In fact, I came here this morning hoping that I might persuade you to take the work on.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œIā€™ll do it,ā€ said Lorna. ā€œI donā€™t care about the terms. I think itā€™s important for you to know that your business in Chacallit is being looked after while youā€™re in the ā€” in the trenches.ā€ Her voice threatened to fail her, but she swallowed hard and went on. ā€œYou canā€™t afford to be distracted by business worries at a time like that,ā€ she said, pressing right on with the argument she had prepared without reading in Herbā€™s expression the fact that none of it was necessary.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œYouā€™re right,ā€ he said, speaking straight from the center of his thoughts, without any face-saving deviation. ā€œI could get killed if Iā€™m not careful, but they say if you look out for yourself, if you keep your eyes open, chances are good youā€™ll get through all right.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā They didnā€™t speak for a moment, just looked at each other across the possibility of death.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œI have to go to work,ā€ Lorna said at last. She frowned.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œLet me drive you,ā€ said Herb. ā€œIā€™ve got my own car.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œI see you do,ā€ said Lorna. She walked beside him to the car, and he opened the door for her, and when, to steady herself, she reached for the edge of the door that he held open, her hand touched his.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œOf course, Iā€™ll write to you often,ā€ she said, ā€œto keep you informed about the progress of ā€” things.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œOh, yes,ā€ said Herb. ā€œI hope so. Once a week, at least.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œAt least,ā€ she agreed. ā€œThere are so many things for us to discuss,ā€ she said suddenly, noting with alarm how quickly they were approaching River Road. ā€œI wonder if you could come by this evening to explain it all to me. You might come for dinner ā€” if you like.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œIā€™d like to,ā€ said Herb, ā€œbut my uncle Ben and I have to get back to Boston, and we were going to leave right after breakfast.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œBoston?ā€ Lorna asked. ā€œIs that where youā€™re from?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œSure,ā€ said Herb, grinning. ā€œCanā€™t you tell?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œTell?ā€ she asked.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œFrom the way I talk?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œI never knew anyone from Boston before,ā€ said Lorna. ā€œI thought you were from Albany.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā They made a couple of selections from the catalog of little giggles, titters, chuckles, and chortles that timid would-be lovers use when they donā€™t know how to say, or canā€™t bring themselves to say, what they want to say. They approached the center of town, and Lorna was reminded of work. She thought with horror that a young man from Boston wasnā€™t likely to approve of a girl who carved improper subjects on menā€™s jewelry. She didnā€™t want him to see where she worked. She had Herb stop when he reached River Road. They shook hands. Lorna said, ā€œGood luck, Herb. I hope you donā€™t ā€” have a hard time.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Herb grinned. ā€œI hope I donā€™t get killed,ā€ he said. Lorna got out. Herb put the car in gear. ā€œSo long, Lorna,ā€ he said.

In Topical Guide 273, Mark Dorset considers Food: Kartoffelpuffers and Language: Regional Accents from this episode.

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The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
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