The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
🎧 85: Then came the flood. . . .
1Γ—
0:00
-3:08

🎧 85: Then came the flood. . . .

Little Follies, β€œThe Static of the Spheres,” Chapter 15, read by the author
AerocyclePodcastCover1.jpg

15

THEN CAME THE FLOOD. Gumma and Guppa lived near Bolotomy Bay, about half a foot above sea level. Every fall, during the hurricane season, high tides during storms would send a couple of inches of bay water into Gumma and Guppa’s cellar. This year had been without hurricanes during the usual season, but a whopper of a storm struck during the weekend after Thanksgiving.Β 
Β Β Β Β Β When I got up that Saturday, the whole world was howling and whining. The house felt cold, the cat wouldn’t come out from under the living room sofa, and the toaster wouldn’t work. I had taken to inspecting the radio alone in the mornings before Guppa woke up. I opened the door to the cellar and started down the stairs. When I got two-thirds of the way down, I was up to my knees in water.Β 
Β Β Β Β Β Anything buoyant bobbed lethargically on the surface of the water, including, here and there, the vacuum tubes that were supposed to go into the radio. I knew that I was up to my knees in a disaster. My first thought was that the radio was doomed. It would never be completed now. Disappointment mingled with an odd sense of release. There was a lump in my throat, but my mouth was twisted into a strange smile, not unlike the one that I had seen the Regular Joes use on our visits to their store.Β 
Β Β Β Β Β When Guppa saw the damage, he sprang into action at once. He had, years ago, built a powerful pump from parts of a cement mixer and an outboard motor, for just such an occasion. He improvised a ramp and wheeled the pump into the kitchen. By the afternoon he had pumped the cellar dry, flooded No Bridge Road, and filled the kitchen with oily soot.Β 
Β Β Β Β Β Gumma and I worked at cleaning the kitchen, while Guppa rigged up the fans that he had built for drying out the waterlogged contents of the cellar. (β€œSurplus Wind Machine Makes Neat Rig for Drying Waterlogged Cellar Contents,” Impractical Craftsman, Volume XVIII, Number 3, pages 48–52.)
Β Β Β Β Β By the following weekend, Guppa was back at work on the radio, and I was sitting on the metal stool watching him. He began winding the coils.Β 

Next episode:

The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
🎧 86: On Christmas Eve, . . .
Listen now (4 min) | Have you missed an episode or two or several? You can listen to the episodes on the Personal History podcast from the beginning or scroll through the episodes to find what you’ve missed. You can begin reading at the beginning or you can catch up by visiting the archive…
Listen now

Have you missed an episode or two or several?

0 Comments
The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
The entire Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy, read by the author. "A masterpiece of American humor." Los Angeles Times