The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
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Herb ā€™nā€™ Lorna, Chapter 7 continues, read by the author
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LORNA WAS SURPRISED and suspicious when, on the day after her reunion with Herb, Luther asked her to come to his office at the mill, but her curiosity was aroused by Lutherā€™s conciliatory attitude. She agreed to go because she wanted to find out what Luther wanted from her.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œLorna!ā€ said Luther, rising from his desk and rushing to greet her. ā€œHow are you?ā€ He took her hands in his and looked her up and down. ā€œNo need to answer, my dear, I think youā€™ve never looked prettier. Youā€™re glowing! Positively glowing.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Lorna turned away. She knew that what Luther said was true, and she didnā€™t want him to begin speculating about why her cheeks had that rosy glow, why she was so quick to smile. She didnā€™t want him to have anything to do with Herb; if it could have been arranged, she would have kept him from knowing anything about Herb at all.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œItā€™s the springtime, Uncle Luther,ā€ she said. She gave him a knowing look. ā€œSurely youā€™ve noticed that girls glow in the spring.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œSo I have,ā€ said Luther. He set his jaw and narrowed his eyes.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œWell, thatā€™s enough of that, wouldnā€™t you say?ā€ Lorna suggested.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œYes,ā€ said Luther. ā€œThat is enough of that. Sit down, Lorna. I want to show you something.ā€ He waved her toward the leather wing chair in front of his desk. He settled himself in his own chair, paused for dramatic effect, and lifted the top from a small box on his blotter. From the box he produced Herbā€™s animated couple. He held the object out for Lorna to examine.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œWhy, Uncle Luther!ā€ she exclaimed.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œSpring seems to be advancing in your cheeks, Lorna,ā€ said Luther. ā€œWeā€™ll be in high summer in a moment.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œWho made this?ā€ Lorna asked. She took the gadget from Luther.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œThatā€™s not important,ā€ he said. ā€œTurn the little wheel at the side.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Lorna gave the wheel a turn. ā€œOh, my,ā€ she said. There was admiration in her voice, and Luther was encouraged. ā€œWho carved these figures?ā€ she asked.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œOriginally? Gerald Hirsch, Iā€™d say,ā€ said Luther.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œYouā€™re probably right,ā€ said Lorna. ā€œThey look like his work. Who on earth performed the ā€” ahhh, modifications?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œTo tell you the truth,ā€ said Luther, ā€œI donā€™t know. Nobody with any talent in that line.ā€ He smiled and brought the tips of his thumbs and index fingers together. ā€œClumsy work,ā€ he said, ā€œbut a brilliant idea, and a fine, fine job mechanically. Donā€™t you think so?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œYes,ā€ she said. She twisted the wheel again, slowly, while she observed the little copulating couple from various angles. They enchanted her. In part, they won her over with their fluid agility and their cunning construction, but most of all, a small gesture won her: a gesture that Herb had supplied by shaping one tiny pulley with an eccentricity, the slightest little bump, like the lobe on a cam, so that at one point in the performance the man brushed his lips against the womanā€™s cheek. It was a tiny gesture, one that Lorna had to see several times before she could be sure that it wasnā€™t accidental, that it wasnā€™t caused by the way she held the figures or the way she turned the wheel. When she satisfied herself that it happened every time, with the precision of all the other gestures and exertions that composed the performance, when she was certain that it was intentional, that whoever had made the little couple perform had considered this sign of affection an essential part of the performance, she was charmed.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œInterested?ā€ asked Luther.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Lorna looked at him, but a moment passed before what he had said registered. ā€œIn what?ā€ she asked then, taken aback.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œIn returning to carving,ā€ Luther said. ā€œNone of the others could do this kind of thing the way it should be done. Trumbull, maybe. But not as well as you. Arenā€™t you intrigued? Think what you could do with movable joints. Imagine ā€” ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œNo, Uncle Luther,ā€ said Lorna. ā€œIā€™m through with all that. Forever.ā€

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