The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
šŸŽ§ 329: And then along came ...
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Herb ā€™nā€™ Lorna, Chapter 12 continues, read by the author
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AND THEN along came serious trouble: the stock market crash, bank holidays, business failures, unemployment, bread lines, declining Studebaker sales. Garth began letting people go: a mechanic, a salesman, the bookkeeper, two more salesmen, two more mechanics, the janitor, another salesman, until only he and Herb and Old Randolph were left. Old Randolph kept busy keeping old cars running, and Garth filled his time keeping the salesroom and the display cars tidy. Herb pursued potential buyers with undiminished fervor, but fewer and fewer bought. One day, Garth asked Herb to take a walk with him at lunch time.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œHerb,ā€ he said. ā€œWeā€™re in big trouble.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œSales have been slow,ā€ said Herb.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œWorse than slow,ā€ said Garth. ā€œI donā€™t know how long we can keep going.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œItā€™s that bad?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œIā€™m afraid so. We put a lot of money into remodeling the showroom. When cars were selling fast, we made a lot of deals that didnā€™t make us much but were ā€” ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œ ā€” good for the future,ā€ said Herb.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œYeah,ā€ said Garth, ā€œgood for the future. Well, the futureā€™s here, and we need cash. Weā€™re not selling enough cars to pay the mortgage, Herb. Hell, we canā€™t even pay the light bill.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œI didnā€™t realize ā€” ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œThe partners were going to close the place, Herb.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œThey ā€” they were? How ā€” why did ā€” why did they keep it open?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œMayā€™s been paying the bills.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œOh.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œI canā€™t keep going back to her again and again. It makes me feel ā€” like a kid ā€” like asking my mother for money for a show. I donā€™t know what to do.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œMaybe I could help out,ā€ said Herb. ā€œLorna and I have a little. We ā€” ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œNo. I canā€™t take your money, Herb. Youā€™ve got Ella to look out for.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œYou wonā€™t be taking it. Iā€™ll be investing it ā€” to save my job.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Herb and Lorna invested everything they had saved in Babbington Studebaker. Six weeks later, the Studebaker Corporation went bankrupt. The company was placed under the control of court-appointed receivers. The owners of the Babbington dealership locked the showroom doors, and Garth began spending his time at the beach, in Nosyā€™s bar. Herb cursed himself for having done a foolish Piper thing. Lying awake at night, he vowed that Lorna and Ella wouldnā€™t suffer for his foolishness. He would do what he had to do. He would design some new prototypes for coarse goods, and he would get Ben to let him have some goods to sell. Lying beside him, Lorna vowed that Herb would not suffer for having done what he had thought it best to do. She would do what she had to do. She would telephone Luther and tell him ā€” ask him ā€” to take her back.

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The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
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