The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
šŸŽ§ 337: That night . . .
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Herb ā€™nā€™ Lorna, Chapter 13 continues, read by the author
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā That night Lorna and Herb lay awake in the dark, each thinking about the house, trying to remember it precisely, imagining life there, and trying to be still about it, in order not to wake the other, but neither was breathing like a person asleep, and finally the thought of crocuses coming up in the little lawn in the spring became so vivid in Lornaā€™s mindā€™s eye that she giggled from the pleasure of it. She tried to stifle the giggle, and she did muffle the sound, but still she made the bed tremble with the rhythm of a giggle. ā€œYouā€™re awake too,ā€ said Herb.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œMm,ā€ said Lorna.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œWhat do you think of it?ā€ asked Herb.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Lorna snuggled up to him and kissed his ear. ā€œI think itā€™s just right,ā€ she said.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œThatā€™s what I think,ā€ said Herb. ā€œItā€™s just right.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œThe little bedroom could be very pretty with some new wallpaper and ruffled curtains,ā€ said Lorna.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œWe can build a garage on the east side of the house, with a grease pit and space for some tools, welding equipment, and stuff like that,ā€ said Herb.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œDo you think we could paint the dining room green?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œWe could put a screened porch between the garage and the house, with movable blinds, so that we can have sun or shade, whichever we want.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œCould you build a corner cupboard for the dining room, for that corner in the front, away from the living room?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œSure. I could build a workshop in the cellar too.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œI want to plant flowers everywhere. Crocuses in the lawn, roses beside the steps, morning glories along the fences.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œAnd we could build a den in that ell between the kitchen and our bedroom, with a door off the hall, a secret door, set into the paneling, with a hidden latch, or maybe a door hidden behind a bookshelf,ā€ said Herb.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œOh, Herb,ā€ said Lorna. She was laughing.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œThatā€™s a dumb idea, isnā€™t it, a hidden door?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œOh, no, Herb. Itā€™s not a dumb idea. Itā€™s not a dumb idea at all. Iā€™m not laughing at what you want to do. Iā€™m laughing because Iā€™m happy.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā The weeks before they moved were busy ones for Herb. He and Lorna had little furniture of their own, since the apartments theyā€™d rented had been furnished. Herb had made Lornaā€™s work table and a crib for Ella. Now he made a bed for him and Lorna and a smaller copy of it for Ella, who was seven now, dressers for all of them, and a dining-room table. They bought several other items from Mrs. Stolz, who was pleased not to have to move them or find out how little they interested her children. Among these items was an upright piano that stood at the far end of the living room. Herb visited Mrs. Stolz one day without Lornaā€™s knowing and arranged to buy it and make weekly payments. May gave them a sofa and a pair of wing chairs from the guest house, and she lent them four dining room chairs.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā On the evening of their moving in, after the furniture was all in place, after they had eaten the cold dinner that May had her cook pack for them, after Ella was tucked into bed, with the kitten that was her current love curled up at her feet, Herb built a fire and Lorna sat at the piano and picked out ā€œLake Serenity Serenade.ā€ If youā€™d been standing outside, with your nose pressed to the window, you would have said that what you saw was a perfect scene of domestic peace. Herb stood behind Lorna with his hands on her shoulders. The tune and the firelight gave the room the erotic buoyancy of a rowboat on Lake Serenity. Herb touched Lornaā€™s cheek. It was wet with tears.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œLorna!ā€ said Herb. ā€œWhatā€™s the matter?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œI canā€™t help thinking of poor Mrs. Stolz! Weā€™ve taken her house from her! Here we are in her living room, in front of her fire, and Iā€™m playing her piano ā€” ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œWe didnā€™t take it from her, Lorna, we ā€” ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œOh, I know we didnā€™t really take it from her, but didnā€™t we take advantage of her, wasnā€™t her loss our gain?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œWell, no, not really, I ā€” no ā€” at least I donā€™t think so ā€” ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œOh, Herb, just imagine her living the rest of her life in that miserable hotel!ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œItā€™s not so miserable. We liked it when ā€” ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œHerb,ā€ cried Lorna, ā€œwe canā€™t let her stay there!ā€ She leaped to her feet, and in a moment she was at the door, in her coat, with Ella beside her, wrapped in a blanket, waiting for Herb to warm up the car.

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The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
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