The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
šŸŽ§ 370: Lorna returned ...
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šŸŽ§ 370: Lorna returned ...

Herb ā€™nā€™ Lorna, Chapter 16 continues, read by the author
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Lorna returned to Chacallit and visited her Uncle Luther. She was able to sell him everything she had on hand, but Luther was seventy-three now, ill, and nearly blind. He hadnā€™t been active in the coarse-goods business for nearly thirteen years. He squinted through an enormous magnifying glass at the pieces Lorna had brought, and he told her that he didnā€™t consider these anywhere near the quality of her best work. The prices he offered Lorna were thirteen-year-old prices, but Lorna had no other outlet for her work, so she took what he offered her. He had made some inquiries before she arrived, so he had several prototypes for new couples to show her. Lorna examined them, closely and carefully, and as she studied them her stomach grew cold, her throat tightened, her eyes moistened, her fingers began to tremble. ā€œThese ā€” ā€ she said, and she was astonished to find that she was about to cry. She took her handkerchief out and coughed in it, dabbed quickly at her eyes. ā€œThese arenā€™t very good,ā€ she said. She swallowed. ā€œTheyā€™re not from the same person ā€” the same man ā€” are they? Theyā€™re not. I can tell theyā€™re not.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œNo,ā€ said Luther. ā€œThere are quite a few people doing this stuff now. But, to tell you the truth, theyā€™re not as good as they once were. None of this stuff is today. No one takes pains. No one ā€” ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œWhat ā€” what became of the other one ā€” the other man ā€” the one who was so good?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œBecame of him? I donā€™t know. How should I know? I certainly never knew who he was or ever wanted to know. If I did know, I wouldnā€™t tell you, Lorna. You know that. Discretion is the foundation of business. I have always made that my watchword. One of my watchwords. You can be thankful of it. Iā€™m sure you wouldnā€™t have wanted me to go telling anyone who asked that you were the author of some of this work, would you?ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œTo tell you the truth, Uncle Luther, sometimes I almost wish you had. Sometimes I wish everyone knew about it.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œDonā€™t be foolish. You would be an absolute pariah. Your husband would abandon you. Your daughter would turn her back on you. You donā€™t know what youā€™re saying.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œIā€™m sure youā€™re right,ā€ said Lorna. ā€œStill, I wish I knew what had happened to him ā€” the man who ā€” ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā€œI can tell you what probably happened to him. What probably happened to him is what will happen to all of us in Godā€™s own time. He probably died.ā€
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Lorna was heartbroken.

In Topical Guide 370, Mark Dorset considers Watchwords, Mottoes, Words of Wisdom, Words to Live by, Words to the WiseĀ  from this episode.

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The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
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