WHEN Bert and Ella and I were settled in a little house of our own, Herb and Lorna were alone at last, truly private for the first time ever. On their first night alone, Herb began bustling around as soon as he got home from work, laying a fire in the fireplace, plumping the pillows on the sofa, humming βLake Serenity Serenade,β while he worked. As soon as he and Lorna had finished dinner, Herb lit the fire and began fussing at it with the bellows. When he had it going to his satisfaction, he went into the kitchen and tugged Lorna away from the sink, tugged her, against her coy objections, into the living room, to the sofa, where he sat her down and sat himself beside her and put his arm around her.
Β Β Β Β Β βIβve been waiting years for this,β he said.
Β Β Β Β Β They kissed.
Β Β Β Β Β βMrs. Stolz,β called Herb, βcan you hear me?β
Β Β Β Β Β They listened to the silence.
Β Β Β Β Β βElllllla!β he called. βAre you listening? Your mother and I are spooning!β
Β Β Β Β Β Lorna giggled.
Β Β Β Β Β βIβm unbuttoning her dress!β called Herb.
Β Β Β Β Β They brushed cheeks.
Β Β Β Β Β βSheβs squeezing my β β
Β Β Β Β Β Lorna put her hand over his mouth. βShhhh,β she said. βWe do have β β
Β Β Β Β Β A loud and urgent banging at the front door.
Β Β Β Β Β β β neighbors.β
Β Β Β Β Β βOh, no,β said Herb. He hopped up and ran to the door. βWho is it?β he called.
Β Β Β Β Β βItβs Dudley!β cried Dudley. βI was walking by and I heard shouting. Is there some trouble?β
Β Β Β Β Β βNo,β said Herb. βNo trouble.β
Β Β Β Β Β βYouβre quite certain, Herb?β asked Dudley.
Β Β Β Β Β βDudley,β said Herb. βGo home. Iβm making love to my wife.β
Β Β Β Β Β Silence. A muffled laugh, from the sofa. Another muffled laugh, from outside, on the porch.
Β Β Β Β Β βGood night, Herb,β said Dudley. Footsteps down the front steps. A pause. Footsteps back up the front steps. βHave fun.β
Β Β Β Β Β Herb returned to the sofa, where he and Lorna allowed themselves to carry on like a couple of passionate youngsters, the passionate youngsters who had made love in that rowboat on Lake Serenity, whose sexual inventiveness had created the animated coarse-goods business. In a while, they moved to the floor, in front of the fire. The importance of that fire, what it meant to them, was another thing that I couldnβt have known then.
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